E-bay vendor of the year!

I don't know if he is, but he gets my vote!

Hello dear e-bay buyer,

This is to let you know that a big limo stopped in front of my humble apartment"today with in it the director-general of my bank branch. He personally wanted to deliver me a notification that payment for your e-bay auction has reached him.

Therefor.........

Your CD has been gently taken from our shelves with sterilized contamination-free gloves and placed onto a satin pillow.

A team of 50 employees inspected your CD and polished it to make sure it was in the best possible condition before mailing.

Our packing specialist from Japan lit a candle and a hush fell over the crowd as he put your CD into the finest gold-lined box that money can buy.

After the candle was lit, twenty white doves were released, lead by a grey dove ( the grey signalizing a leading and marking of a safe transcendence from heaven to earth), after all, with out them, "Who knows where that parcel may end up with the great postal services of this world..."

And finally, (it was a hard search to find them, but we managed to find) seven virgins blessing the package with rose water to make sure nothing can go wrong on it's journey

Festivities are underway to mark this occasion including the unveiling of a new postage stamp and a new coin. Finger sandwiches and brown ale will be served. Top hats will be optional.

The bells of nearby St. David's clock tower will peal, on the hour, for 4 days...and the world shall hear the triumphal news proclaimed through the positive feedback left for you.

We all had a wonderful celebration afterwards and the whole party marched down the street to the post office where the entire town of Apeldoorn waved 'Bon Voyage!' to your package, on its way to you, in our own private jet.

(But please be aware that this private jet sometimes has a will of his own and has been caught before when he tried to disguised himself as a padded envelope)....

Your picture is on our wall as 'Customer of the Year'. We're all exhausted but we also can't wait for you to come back to another great e-bay deal.

Needless to say that a positive feedback for fast response and honesty has been left for you. This will linger around a bit in the ebay cyberspace and will pop up the moment you let me know you're satisfied with the product by leaving me a nice feedback too.. Finally there has even been a message send to e-Bay and to all eBay community sites to vote you as "greatest e-Bayer ever".

Thank you once again,
Hopefully you'll enjoy this auction as much as I have done

Regards.... Eduard
(abeldoorn)